celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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High school Senior Semi! #tbt #falhigh

High school Senior Semi! #tbt #falhigh

I need an assistant for the day and my usual suspects aren’t here. Any takers?

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat. Cite Arrow

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfront
and completely
truthful
you
make my body
forget
it has knees
at all.
Cite Arrow Derrick Brown, ”Love Language” (via weatherbeatensoul)

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exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

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Miss you guys 😢

Miss you guys 😢

Roll across the bed
and don’t stop until your skin
finds its way to mine.
Cite Arrow Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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rnontivagant:

yeah, but i wish you were my shadow.

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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